you're up with the sunrise
and down when the work's been done
with excellence industry
dilliegence naturally
i would like to be you
just for a few habit forming years
laziness cuts me like fine cutlery
i need a miracle someone to help me help myself
I understand the necessity, but going in for a drug test feels really silly. Which isn't to say that I am above reproach, particularly when such a large corporation is choosing to invest in me. But it still feels silly. I imagine that if I worked at wherever it is that tests the "specimen", I would probably try to guess the results prior to each test. Maybe I would take bets on it, and the whole lab could get in on it. We would all chip in a couple bucks in the morning, and whomever got the most correct throughout the day would take home the pot. It would be a blast.
Currently Listening to
It's Hard to Find a Friend
by Pedro the Lion
with excellence industry
dilliegence naturally
i would like to be you
just for a few habit forming years
laziness cuts me like fine cutlery
i need a miracle someone to help me help myself
I understand the necessity, but going in for a drug test feels really silly. Which isn't to say that I am above reproach, particularly when such a large corporation is choosing to invest in me. But it still feels silly. I imagine that if I worked at wherever it is that tests the "specimen", I would probably try to guess the results prior to each test. Maybe I would take bets on it, and the whole lab could get in on it. We would all chip in a couple bucks in the morning, and whomever got the most correct throughout the day would take home the pot. It would be a blast.
Currently Listening to
It's Hard to Find a Friend
by Pedro the Lion

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